A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan Show

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

AGGTM - STYLE GUIDE 2017 (4/2017)

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Show #415 - Anxiety Bat and Emotionless Robot (4/2017)

Hey there gang! 

I hope this finds you well and sorry that the show notes are so darned late. The weekend sort of got away from me and I've really been trying my best to step away from working at all times. Tom and I are both really, really, really bad about that. So, apologies for being later but we're busy as all hell. 

On this week's show:

-Kevin Lyman, founder of Warped Tour calls in

-Tom’s OneWheel crash with the kids 

-We call Dan Cummins

-Anxiety bat and emotionless robot

-Changing diapers 

-Adrenaline drinking

-Nuru massages

-Cobra McCoy

-Spokane Spanker

Thanks for joining us and for all of the support that you, as listeners, give us! You guys are the freakin' best and we could never do this without any of you! 

See you next week,

d

AGGTM - 420 (4/2017)

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Show #414 - Tom and Dan Day (4/2017)

Hey there folks and good Saturday morning to you! 

I honestly don't know what to say about yesterday. Seriously. I'm a bit speechless. 10 million of anything is a lot and Tom and I couldn't be proud of where all of you who listen have taken the show. We have the best listeners in the world. Period. 

In case you missed it, a special thank you to The City of Orlando and Mayor Buddy Dyer for declaring yesterday "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan 10 Million Shows Downloaded Day" or as we're going to call it moving forward "Tom and Dan Day!" What an honor and we wouldn't be there if it wasn't for all of you. Truly. This is certainly one of the history books and what we have been able to accomplish with this show is nothing short of amazing! 

On today's show:

-4/14 is Tom and Dan Day! #10MillionDownloads

-Mayor Buddy Dyer proclamation and video

-Tommy got a Barbie Mermaid doll

-Tom’s new cool young neighbors

-Fish in a Pita

-Threesome at the Mustang Ranch

-Weed mime

Well, that's about it for me. I think I summed up how happy I am during the show and Tom and I are off to work the Orlando City match. Make sure you come out and say hello if you're around! It should be a good one. 

All the best and talk to you Monday,

d

Josh Wolf 2.0 (4/2017)

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

AGGTM - UNITED FOR OXY (4/2017)

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Show #413 - Droner Boner (4/2017)

Yo!

Thanks so much to all of you guys who take the time to download, spread the word and download the show! It really does mean more than you know and we're so glad to have all of you on this fantastic voyage. Not to be confused Coolio's hit song - "Fantastic Voyage." What a hunk of S that song is. Ok. On to the show! 

On this week's show:

-Batman and Mr. Jingles

-Grandpa hats

-90’s radio drops

-Samantha’s Horny Well

-Dr Glovefinger

-Morse code dick

-That’s what stores are

-Droner boner

-Frog Devil

-Dronemun are here- oashobby.com

-Droney the Bear

Thanks again guys! Tom and I talk about it all of the time and we truly believe that what sets us apart from all of the other shoes that are out there are you guys! We would be nothing without you and it does are heart good to get to hang with you on a weekly basis. On that note, we'll see all of you next week! Don't forget to check out TomandDan.com for the new merch that we just put up there and for all of the new events that we might have going on. Some of them are "official" and others are events that are put on by listeners. There's always something going on and we're mega-f^&*ing proud of that! 

See you next week! 

d

Lisa Landry Interview (4/2017)

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

AGGTM - I'M OUTSIDE...I NEED HELP! (4/2017)

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Show #412 - Violent Lover (3/2017)

See you at Hard Rock LIVE tomorrow! - d