Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

Travel the world with Flight Attendant Betty!!! This is a airline and travel podcast with funny stories from the airplane and around the world!

157 Apple Wings (9/2018)

Episode 157

Hello, this show has funny stories about wings, pilot hats, hell, turtles, big gals, and missing bras.


The music is from the late great Elaine Stritch "Why do the wrong people travel."

156 Airport Security (8/2018)

Episode 156

This show has stories about a crazy guy in his undies, a fire, ice cream, swinging, a suction cup turtle, camels and monkey balls.


I got a new logo...


155 Snorts are Genuine (7/2018)

Hello, this show features stories about snorts, wigs, poop, a lock out, Eskimos and bank robbers.  You know, just a normal day on the airplane.


I recorded the music for the show on the streets of Munich, I found a video of the band.

154 Traveling Fool (6/2018)

Episode 154

Hello, this show features stories about accordions, Kotex, preists, naked gals, one armed men, jets and Lederhosen.


Check out the lovely voice of this woman I heard on the street in Munich.

My new book is out!  Betty and the Jets: The Adventures of a Traveling Fool.

I know this is a bit much but, My audio book for The Tarmaker: An Icelandic Adventure is out too.  I included a sample chapter at the end of the show.

153 Chicken in the Sky (5/2018)

Episode 153

Hi there, this show has stories about boobs, baby Jesus, cats, donkeys, porno music, poop and bloopers.


I recorded the music for this episode on the island of Bonaire

Check out great deals on auto rentals at 

152 I Stink (4/2018)

Episode 152

This show has stories about a turtle, a lost bear, a mad dog, bad smells, a dead guy and a dirty butt!


The music for the episode I recorded on the street in Amsterdam.

151 A Spew and a Smile (3/2018)

Show #151

Hi there, this show has stories about an emergency, kisses, not one but two wieners out, puke and underpants.

I'm excited to have AutoSlash as a sponsor, they are a great site to get killer rates and car rentals, you should check them out.


Music: "Betty" by The Lascivious Biddies

150 Did Your Octopus Work? (2/2018)

Episode 150 (Wow, 150.)

Hello, this show features stories about an octopus, tarmac gambling, rocks, grunts, boats, poop and a crevasse.  The music for the episode was recorded in a subway station in Madrid Spain.


You can buy this weird napping pillow at...


149 Black Out (1/2018)

Episode 149

Happy 2018.  This show has stories about a Russian, a cute French guy, a sports hero, a non drunk black out, a caped crusader, Ambian and the toothless.


Check out my new Amazon page where I reccomend  products I like with commentary.

The only one watching the saftey demo

148 Jungle Gal (12/2017)

Episode 148

This show has a lot of Laos stories along with pursers, scorpions, monks, hookers, bugs, blown slides and jungle gals.