Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

Travel the world with Flight Attendant Betty!!! This is a airline and travel podcast with funny stories from the airplane and around the world!

154 Traveling Fool (6/2018)

Episode 154

Hello, this show features stories about accordions, Kotex, preists, naked gals, one armed men, jets and Lederhosen.


Check out the lovely voice of this woman I heard on the street in Munich.

My new book is out!  Betty and the Jets: The Adventures of a Traveling Fool.

I know this is a bit much but, My audio book for The Tarmaker: An Icelandic Adventure is out too.  I included a sample chapter at the end of the show.

153 Chicken in the Sky (5/2018)

Episode 153

Hi there, this show has stories about boobs, baby Jesus, cats, donkeys, porno music, poop and bloopers.


I recorded the music for this episode on the island of Bonaire

Check out great deals on auto rentals at 

152 I Stink (4/2018)

Episode 152

This show has stories about a turtle, a lost bear, a mad dog, bad smells, a dead guy and a dirty butt!


The music for the episode I recorded on the street in Amsterdam.

151 A Spew and a Smile (3/2018)

Show #151

Hi there, this show has stories about an emergency, kisses, not one but two wieners out, puke and underpants.

I'm excited to have AutoSlash as a sponsor, they are a great site to get killer rates and car rentals, you should check them out.


Music: "Betty" by The Lascivious Biddies

150 Did Your Octopus Work? (2/2018)

Episode 150 (Wow, 150.)

Hello, this show features stories about an octopus, tarmac gambling, rocks, grunts, boats, poop and a crevasse.  The music for the episode was recorded in a subway station in Madrid Spain.


You can buy this weird napping pillow at...


149 Black Out (1/2018)

Episode 149

Happy 2018.  This show has stories about a Russian, a cute French guy, a sports hero, a non drunk black out, a caped crusader, Ambian and the toothless.


Check out my new Amazon page where I reccomend  products I like with commentary.

The only one watching the saftey demo

148 Jungle Gal (12/2017)

Episode 148

This show has a lot of Laos stories along with pursers, scorpions, monks, hookers, bugs, blown slides and jungle gals.


147 British Men Running (11/2017)

Episode 147

Hello, in this show we hear stories about my recent trip to Uganda, Laos sex, Mary Poppins, Air Marshals, Brass Knuckles, sleeping sickness, front bums, capes, snafus and sending British men running.



146 Gorilla Glow (10/2017)

Episode 146

I just go back from an outstanding trip to Uganda so we have lots of stories about gorillas, hippos, snake bites, hanky panky (on the airplane) poop, sticks and an update on a fan favorite.


The music for the show is all local Ugandan music, primarily a group of kids congratulating me on seeing gorillas in the wild at Bwindi Impenetrable Forest

145 BItsy (9/2017)

If all goes well, and i don't hit any glitches I will be tracking gorillas in Uganda when this podcast comes out.  I'm super excited!  This show has stories about urine, crew juice, lubrication, ghosts, devils and bombs.