The Movie Ladder

Join the bearded idiots as we bring you the latest movie news and we review, rate and spoil new & old film releases to fill up our cupboard of Movie Ladders at

24. Our Best of Worst of 2016 (1/2017)

While 2016 did its best to derail just about everyone and everything, we hid ourselves away in the cinema creating The Movie Ladder. We recap our hits & misses.

23. Rogue One and Sully (1/2017)

Is the data centre on Scarif where Stormtroopers go for shore leave? And has Vader been reading up on Tolkien? Clint Eastwood hires Tom Hanks to land another factual story on our ladder.

22. Fantastic Beasts and Christmas Movies Special (12/2016)

It’s cold out, time to stay in and watch a Christmas movie! We discuss our top Christmas favourites and rank them on their very own ladder. We also enjoy Newt and his money-platypus in Fantastic Beasts.

21. Jack Reacher and The Accountant (11/2016)

This week's episode title sounds like the dullest book in the Reacher series, but we promise that does not reflect our content. Also, Ben Affleck has superpowered autism.

20. Doctor Strange and Arrival (11/2016)

Eggs-Benedict becomes a magical book-swot and attempts a strange new American accent. Can Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival live up to Sicario or even it’s own trailer?

19. Deepwater Horizon and The Girl on the Train (10/2016)

We join Mark Wahlberg for some oily fun, in a film that categorically proves BP are dicks. While Emily Blunt aces acting drunk, all the characters belong under a train.

18. Hunt for the Wilderpeople and War on Everyone (10/2016)

Taika Waititi delivers a big yummy slice of kiwi pie in the form of Hunt for the Wilderpeople, while War on Everyone is the film equivalent of marmite.

17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Special (9/2016)

You love Arnie? No problemo. Stick around as we rate our favourite Schwarzenegger films to form his very own Arnold ladder tall enough to get to the chopper. It’s showtime!

16. War Dogs and Sausage Party (9/2016)

Jonah Hill rivals the Joker for most creepy laugh of the year in War Dogs. While Sausage Party is crass, it’s not big and it’s not clever.

15. Suicide Squad and The Shallows (8/2016)

Will Smith does some Will Smithing about during Harley Quinn's first big screen outing. We also go and see this year's most promising rom-com ‘Girl meets Shark’.